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@gaditb
> They adorn themselves beautifully with bones. This is supposedly an effort to attract males, but no male Mandibuzz have ever been found.
[Pokémon Sun entry for Mandibuzz]

remember when pokémon introduced a ♀-only species with a pokédex description of “it is theorized these pokémon decorate themselves with bones to attract a mate”

we've hit the part of the year where i have to start caring about sunrises

apparently i posted this twice which tells you something about my current levels lol

“oh, my brain suddenly dropped to like 65%”

“this would be fine if i wasn’t a programmer working on code which requires at least 80”

hate having vocations which all make me hyperaware of my current level of mental functioning

@gaditb okay but now i’m going to flip this on its head and ask about masking as a self‐defence mechanism

#SundayPost: we’re all playing #pokémon

i don’t have any holidays or observances on the calendar for the upcoming week and i don’t think anything exciting has happened so i’ll probably skip the sunday post this week unless somebody on this instance @’s me something

oh you mean masking as in being sanitary not masking as in presenting as allistic

them: well this scraper doesn't have the flaws you were talking about, surely it must be okay

everyone else: oh, clearly the flaws i enumerated were too specific and there must be a more fundamental way of phrasing things; let's try that again

(scraper still bad tho)

honestly these people writing fedi scrapers are generating productive conversations just not in the way they were hoping

@SportsGoblin hey making it to the playoffs against all odds and then immediately losing against a clearly better team is what the narrative arc for the seahawks is SUPPOSED to be

@alyssa
burnet: senpai…
fennel: you know we are the exact same age right
burnet: s–senpai… 🥺

@alyssa these are college students for clarity

@alyssa oh the implication is that because fennel was so knowledgeable burnet thought she was her senior

@alyssa what?