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me: i don't know how to write this scene without making it sound like ass
me:
me: oh right i could just use a different point of view which isn't shit

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i didn't even know girafarig was broken until now

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@coriander topologists HATE them! turn two pieces of metal into one piece of metal with this 1 weird trick!!*

* the weird trick is going to school and learning how to weld

Lady boosted

Nighthawks have small feet,
of little use for walking,
and long pointed wings

if this sounds harsh it's only because closed social media platforms killed the RSS ecosystem and i have a grudge

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people on cohost really will extensively style their post to get around the fact that they can't extensively style the site

the api actually makes sense. the thing which is difficult to manage is the eight-month-old dog

most of my coworkers are the type to react with the dancing rainbow coffee parrot when something is exciting but i am the type to react with the trans flag train emoji

this App Store review just said something along the lines of “it's very simple and that's good but maybe they could add something more to it like letting you make an account”

buddy this is a text editor

@narylis 🙃 is a bit more absurd/silly to me; 🙂 is more like “customer service smile” or “i’m refusing to even dignify this an emotion because it's so exasperating”

javascript 

@alyssa yeah, you're supposed to just use rest parameters now as they are virtually identical

cohost, hoo boy 

@noelle i think that they both don't have anyone to do PR and frankly could not afford someone with the requisite skillset and experience lol

i think they have a bunch of nebulous thoughts in their head about what they want their site to look like, which probably includes some variation of “no child porn”, but have absolutely no clue how to translate into policy and are kind of bumbling along on a basis of “rough consensus between members”

it's a lot easier to agree on “we're still working on this and if it were allowed these would be the tags” than “here are our hard policy guidelines about what we consider acceptable” so that's what they went with first

cohost: we are currently working to implement a system to allow us to get user input on this area of policy

congratulations, you just created one, it's called the replies to this post

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