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you ever like a thing but absolutely detest the fandom

how do you write an arranged marriage fic and rate it T

do you know what marriage is for

sex 

« "I'm twenty years old, though still a virgin," she said. "If you're too violent with me, I won't be able to bear it." When they finished making love, they noticed she'd bled little, which made the mattress wet. » glad to see this trope was alive and well in early qing dynasty china

« Outraged, the official pointed to their deity and scolded them, "The city god is supposed to serve the city. If it is too ignorant to cast its magic, or if it's just some disgusting ghost, then it doesn't deserve to be worshipped; even if it's a useful spirit, it should make economical use of resources and manpower—isn't it counter-productive to spend money on it, raised from collecting the residents' possessions?" When he'd finished speaking, he set the effigy on the ground and gave it twenty lashes. »

“TIME 4 CRAB” is a phrase with such raw feminine energy

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still reeling from that time a pokémon trainer named Lilith with an ID of 036663 wonder traded me a Krabby named TIME 4 CRAB

literal-minded explanation re: is actually one heart 

@packbat @luci i don't think emoji shortcodes are based on any pre-existing standard, but singular heart is a different emoji, ❤️ (red heart) (compare ♥️)

i don't read leftist essays these days mostly because i don't want to hear or know about people who think having a twitter account and being good at writing are all it takes to entitle one to an opinion

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@witchfynder_finder i'm not convinced *i'm* 100% cis, to say nothing of Tilda Swinton

what are the quality leftist newsletters in 2023

@witchfynder_finder idk sometimes girls want to play crab master too and the boys won't let them

ads that autoplay and can't be rewound sure is a design choice

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tumblr let me rewatch an advertisement challenge

programming 

@alyssa it's gotten better and they've been trying hard to develop out CSS selectors to give .querySelector() more power but it can still be quite cumbersome yeah

programming 

@alyssa yeah it turns out those old XML technologies that browsers stopped caring about because it wasn't the DOM and HTML were actually good

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