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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
Joined Sep 2021
« Episode 1 of Obi-Wan Kenobi was FULL of Star Wars references. » no shit??
now i’m thinking about pokémon professor burnet’s abs
@witchfynder_finder professor burnet totally has abs too you just can't see them
Oops! All Milfs
@witchfynder_finder they are All Milfs
@witchfynder_finder i'm extremely gay for every lady pokémon professor
when i was a kid i could never wait for my Psyduck to evolve and now i make it hold an everstone. this is known as maturity
*gets a report* ah, i see the kits are up to Mischief again
impugn, impugn
the cops in june
my girlfriend called me old……
explaining xkcd??
@witchfynder_finder i think the “joke” is that generating random numbers in software isn’t as secure as generating random numbers from physical phenomena, a humorous example of which would be a very large die
(because software RNGs are hackable/predictable/attackable whereas dicerolls are not)
it's not funny though. it's more “oh you have this problem? here’s a really impractical solution, look how it helps nobody.” thanks i guess??
i would have denied him entry for being Bing Crosby but that's just me
as a fun historical note, the combination of a jean jacket and jeans is known as a canadian tuxedo, not because canadians wear it (as this thread exemplifies), but because a hotel in Vancouver BC once denied Bing Crosby entry for wearing full denim
we came to the conclusion that she was simply too delicate and refined a lady for such a course fabric, which is fine
i can be the denim dyke in the relationship and she can be the activewear
i tried to talk my girlfriend into wearing denim and she was like no
dykes in denim
@aescling “reality isn’t real, embrace the cult of meme” is a line which has been pushed by a lot of millennial grifters and white supremacists over the past decades and it has unfortunately large purchase among younger demographics in my anecdotal experience
setting them up for everything from NFT scams to viral internet conspiracy theories
it’s a real failing of my generation that we still don’t have a response to it and that these people still manage to find their way onto notable platforms
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
Joined Sep 2021
