Lady @Lady@cat.family

sidon has two dicks but does mipha have two clitorides

@packetcat back in my day, the web was full of pages, and idle surfing was an actual way people would pass the time…… instead of doomscrolling social media

@packetcat i miss stumbleupon and think mastodon is lacking good ways of discovering interesting web pages appreciated by people in your community but i think trends are a really half-baked way of bringing that about

most significantly because they can't disambiguate “i’m sharing this because i like it” and “i’m sharing this because i hate it”

@packetcat i use the advanced now but used simple for a long time and didn't mind it at all

right now i have all of the people i follow organized into lists and don't even have the home timeline visible, which i think is the best way to use advanced layout

they are currently on 0.199.0

pokémon go has still not had a 1.0.0 release

i'm not sure sex with a fish person would actually work

« In this enclosed, steamy space, it was more difficult than ever not to be hyper-aware of their lack of clothing and certain parts of their bodies » “hot and steamy” refers to body heat and steam on windows, not literally warm steamy environments, which actually have a relaxing effect

elbow link in the face
elbow link in the face

update: it is a small shower

i like this quote because it's something every couple tries and figures out immediately doesn’t work

« “Actually, um...” Link turned to look at her, curiosity in his eyes. “Why don't we... just... shower together, then? That might be quicker...” » yes, nothing makes me want to shower quickly like having my boyfriend in there with me

« Mipha made note of where the ice machine was for later, just in case » …just in case…??

@hystericempress @astraluma somewhat tangentially and a bit contradictorily, i think sedgwick was onto something when they suggested that the reason squares are so bad at media analysis is because they’ve never had to work hard to see themselves in it