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in the KIBI calendar today is Barbiemas which means you should all go play D&D

i just think it’s really awkward to be dating someone who isn’t attracted, in the abstract, to the parts of their body you are attracted to, in the specific

i don’t know how straight people manage it

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not used to having weekends; what do you mean i’m not supposed to work

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yr cat looks up what randos on the internet had to say about Superman: Red Son and its bad movie adaptation 

@aescling feel like Marxism does have an opinion, and it's “to each according to need; from each according to ability”

i'm gonna assume that everyone who said spiderman is either ace or afraid to admit they like gay milfs

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@aescling idk, s/o can mean shoutout or significant other, that's a pun but i thought it was pretty obvious

s/o to my s/o for taking care of me this morning

who the fuck schedules their first day of work for their anniversary

i have been informed that Gays These Days are afraid of fucking older women so i am attempting to test the veracity of these claims With Science 👩🏻‍🔬

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gay milfs :do_boost:

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@witchfynder_finder a foot without a foot kink is just a foot but a foot kink without a foot is still a kink

the calendar is not complete i’ll be filling it out over, like, the next year

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.