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@witchfynder_finder sometimes i wonder what it was like living in England before they chopped all the forests down

@witchfynder_finder i'm certain the local indigenous community has a phrase though

@Satsuma okay if you want a Formal Academic Phrasing, romance and horror both belong to a broad genre of sentimental fiction which emerged out of the traditions of the Romantic (including Gothic) literary movement and consequently share broad similarities in aims and structure despite superficial differences in aesthetic and affective intent

one piece evidence for my argument that romance and horror are actually the same genre is in horror sometimes you know the jump scare is coming but it still makes you feel feelings and in romance sometimes you know the kiss is coming but it still makes you feel feelings

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if you tried to proposition me for sex when i was stressed and overworked i would be like. no thanks. beds are for sleeping lol. take a nap

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imagining murakami using the phrase « that was just—*no*. So much no. »

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these are not polls because i would be offended by literally any result

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last night i think i dreamt about having sex with hestu, the korok

my goku opinion is that i know lots of people who have goku opinions and they’re all right

« The most chaotic thing you will likely ever experience is the constant shower of supercharged cosmic radiation coming from every direction in the sky. »

h̩̲̖̭̟̳̲̓̉̔͒ͥͨ͋e̐ͩ̊̒̑ͥ̂ͣy̷̧̧̱̹̦̦̬͚̗̮̝͔ͩ͌̓̑̔ͨ̐ͧ̇͆!̡̙͠ ̯̞̤̗̺͕̗̩̤͇̝ͅͅî̶̸̦̬̘̻̣̺̠̬ͣͮ̉ͯ͋͂ͩ̕ţ̸ͧͪ̆̊͗̇ͨ̍͐͂̒ͦͯͨ ̶̻͓̝͕̝͕̟̦̯̥̘̂̊ͨ̂ͥ̇̆̄͌̆̿̕͟i̶̜̘̻̝̹̰͔͚̙̜̲̖̯̅ͩ̓̂ͦ̉̔̈́̋͌ͤ̋͋̀s̸̢͏̣̼͉͙̮͈̪̠͖n’̵͚̦̲̮̭̙̬͎̼͍̪͕̹͍̜͋̂ͯͣ̀ͬ̊ͩ͊͗ͭ̽̇ͩ̽tͮͥͧ ͈̝͎̥̫̦̪̓̓ͬ̉͛̐ͧl͂͆̒͢͠o̴̔̑͋̏̅̈́͐͊̌͢͡u̙̱͓̙̮ͤ͊̄͒ͭd̷̴̙͙̘̬̹͎̬̮͇̩̗͔̥̮̟̀ ͆̈ͤ̔͌͑̏ͬ͑̐̽̍̎ͣͨ̀͢é̾̂̃̉n̸̯̻̜̫̠̱̗͈͘͞ò̬̙̻͎̯͍̻͈̹̗̰ù̶̢͑ͨ̍ͧ͒͗̈ͦg͓̱̲̳̺͋͑ͭ͋̅͢͝h͉͎͔!̷͖͚̯̝͔̱̲̎̄͆͋ͭ͋̀͟

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the taste of someone’s lips!
hands! on! hips!
swaying in the kitchen!
ᴛᴏ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴇꜱᴛ ʜɪᴛꜱ

this post is a bit belated but whatever it’s still morning

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@witchfynder_finder ah yes, one must always strive for accuracy when discussing the sacred holiday tradition of folgers

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