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@SportsGoblin if you’re going to show your ass on national television you might as well just show your actual ass instead of being racist about it

yeah i’m BDSM

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@witchfynder_finder like driving for 8+ hours is tiring and probably unsafe but people always advertise them for like, city driving and why

@witchfynder_finder i’d say “very long roadtrips” but most of the people who are into self‐driving cars don’t seem to be the types of people who take very long roadtrips

@noelle this makes sense when you remember that they didn't eat breakfast in medieval times, so the fast would be broken at lunch (called dinner)

@Satsuma it’s a little ambiguous this was like a 700 word oneshot

in canon they’re 19 at most

@Satsuma also kids these days do everything in google drive

@Satsuma sure but i do that when i first create the file

@aescling it's the holiday that real christians celebrate instead of trying to put the christ in christmas

@Satsuma i still type command-S but i mean i probably don't have to

“it doesn’t work if we don’t help each other out” okay get on my level then 🥱

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some people just really like helping and i simply don’t need it!

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sometimes i think i might offend people on account of knowing what the fuck i’m doing

@witchfynder_finder if only i could be drinking swiss miss with my miss 😩

« I write sappy fanfictions. » have you considered writing sapp*hic* fanfictions instead

trying to figure out whether “save my work” or “turn off my laptop” is more anachronistic here

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« “I’ve missed you, too. Let me save my work and turn off my laptop and then, I’ll be all yours.” » tell me you haven’t used a computer in the past decade without telling me you haven’t used a computer in the past decade

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