Show newer

you can testify before congress naked right?? free speech??

sometimes i’m just standing around making tea and my brain comes up to me all kabedon and is like “we gotta think of some goblin puns”

i don’t want facebook to scam people out of money, but if they’re going to scam people out of money i would rather they be gamers

Show thread

facebook has recently decided i am a gamer because sometimes i stop scrolling when it advertises to me some white boy playing call of duty, usually to watch him get wrecked within the first fifteen seconds

Show thread

just saw a video via facebook advertising which was like “easter eggs!!” and then proceeded to list such things as “they misspelled this word” and “the game uses a lower‐resolution model for this thing”

@Satsuma anyway if you were looking for an actual explanation here i’m just saying i sure as heck don’t know my chromosomal patterns, and i would imagine that most other people also do not know their chromosomal patterns unless they already exhibit some kind of variance which would lead to that sort of investigation

knowing, definitively, absolutely that your chromosomes match the standard definitions of male and female alongside other biological traits and assigned sex at birth seems like it ought to be a rarity to me

gonna be real the entire time i was watching Dune every time they said “Harkonnen” all i could think about was

« Samus Aran could very well tell you the many sins of the purple, space, dragon, pirate. »

great rant OP but it would sell a lot better if you put it in a fanfiction

Show thread

« My peers seemingly have forgotten completely media literacy and critical analysis skills. They insist upon the curtains only being blue as if the story is interesting without any deeper meaning or having the ability to see deeper than a puddle. They insist that writers who use anything less than banging the viewers over the head with a hammer is cowardly.

The only thing that is cowardly is their inability and refusal to afford any interpretation with thought or depth. They disappoint me in the eyes of God, Mankind, and Nature. »

Show thread

« All is flawed. All is problematic. All is cringe. To exist is to be flawed. To exist is to be problematic. To exist is to be cringe. »

@SportsGoblin they haven’t for years and the only reason they’ve gotten away with it is because they’ve had Wilson

re: self‐harm 

@Satsuma i don’t think anyone will ever phrase a self‐harm question in a way that i will like though; i think the question of “harm” is very mired in questions of normative expectations / assumptions / being a productive citizen

re: self‐harm 

@Satsuma i would be hesitant saying “most people” there; some people very intentionally DO get tattoos because it is a socially‐acceptable form of self‐injury

probably not “most” people who get tattoos but it’s not uncommon

self‐harm 

@Satsuma « Have you ever had thoughts of purposely hurting yourself without wanting to die » they could really stand to clarify this question. do sports count? what about tattooing? what about painplay?

Show older
📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.