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« it’s fair game to say what you will about christianity and catholicism, 2 extremely powerful religions »

@witchfynder_finder and if you want a game about actual fucking you're probably better of just playing something like Boson X

@witchfynder_finder most of the people who make actual fun sex games realize that the fun part of sex isn’t seeing your partner naked but the actual fucking

@tindall@cybre.space “right now i’m teaching the computer how to understand these certain kinds of syntax definitions, so that when i ask the computer to open a file written in such and such a manner, it is able to process that file in such a way that it can then use. next, i’m going to write a transformation, so that when the computer encounters the output from that process, it is able to display it in a manner which is friendly to users. this means that i can write my documents in such and such a way, and the computer knows how to interpret that as a request to show users such and such content.” is this different? what’s the difference?

@tindall@cybre.space wait how do you talk about computers

mario is not a silent protagonist he says “mamma mia”

@witchfynder_finder i really like the ending of the Toon Link saga that Spirit Tracks did, so i don’t want more of those games exactly, i just want more Zelda games where Link is actually an enjoyable human being to hang out with

@witchfynder_finder the two kinds of silent protagonist:

SAMUS ARAN
– and –
TOON LINK

@witchfynder_finder we borrowed from AAVE because we listened to music by people who were part of a scene which contained people who listened to music from a different scene largely founded by and within racialized communities

the kids these days borrow from AAVE because they saw a funny TikTok??

@witchfynder_finder Gen Z slang is all just alt-right or Twitch memes or else shit appropriated ironically from AAVE it's really boring

sampled some whale noises and remixed it into an epic dubstep track. the whales love it.

(unbeknownst to me) english translation of the whale dubstep track: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

@witchfynder_finder damn no shit here i thought it was just whale noises that they later assigned animation to

puppy: i am just a DOG!!

human: no… you are a FLUFFY DOG!!

I AM THE SPHINX WHOMST GUARD THE STAIR

i am very sleepy 💤 pls do not disturb ❌

@witchfynder_finder could be they just don't have stamina and are exhausted

@witchfynder_finder i’m rooting for the Browns but yeah neither seems to have much of a defence

*“Saint Margaret of Antioch, patron saint of peasants and the falsely accused” voice* Princess Aurora Briar Rose, patron princess of the perpetually exhausted

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