Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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Nope might not even be a horror movie and yet it has the scariest movie scene i have ever seen in my adult life
Sherclod Holmes
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Sherclod Holmes
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another day, another heat advisory warning
ate too much whataburger last night
clod sleepy morning everybody
I have good hip-hop opinions
I mean, I have bad hip-hop opinions too but I still have plenty of good hip-hop opinions
Sherclod Holmes
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actually there are exactly 36 good movies
please dont yell at me cori
who is thomas pynchon
if you see this post, is it your reminder to
- get louder
- get weirder
- write more
- read more
Sherclod Holmes
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Resolutions:
Get louder
Get weirder
Write more
Read more
Try to actually complete a metric century this time
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
