Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
apparently it is controversial to believe that it is wrong to purposefully throw a 142 gram sphere at 90mph at someone
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@wallhackio you talk mean shit but you didn’t even notice they hit one of their home runs because you were too busy reading movie reviews on your phone
obsession
didn't expect it to be so darkly funny
my greatest achievement is getting accused of hacking in overwatch
this is your friendly reminder to play ghost trick if you haven't played it
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@Lucy can you please show the 9/11 AMV with 9 views on youtube
once again reminding everyone of the time @aescling cooked chickpeas at 5 in the morning in my apartment and she burned them so badly the smell woke me up
farm fresh tomatoes :DDDDDDD
ulster county "I Voted" sticker
the boy has CLAWS owie
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Bumby the Loaf
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
