Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Gonna try a Cooking Experiment today
unfortunately the deno devs use AI now so this has to happen in an alternate universe where me and @Lady forked an old version of deno and maintain a Good runtime
me: programmers' tendency to use their programming language of choice puts development teams in situations where they put square pegs in round holes instead of learning new languages better suited to their problem. programmers should be more open to learning new languages
also me:
i hope the data science and stats people move to javascript so i can use only javascript forever
they will literally send you to jail for learning concepts in your own weird way that makes sense to you
Sherclod Holmes
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Sherclod Holmes
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@aescling we must have a normal clodsire emojo without the hat or else report
how the fuck is TTY short for teletype?????
Balatro and Slay the Spire
I hate that the two hour video that roasts c++ has AI generated images in the background for the whole thing because it is a really good video otherwise
I remember when Holly boosted one of her posts and I went to comment at how good she was at Posting, only to see that I had commented on the post months before with the exact same sentiment
Sherclod Holmes
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That girl crazy and sleep deprived.
She a yawndere
I encountered a fun coding challenge while programming today.
Suppose you are teaching a class and you brought with yourself a bag of candy to hand out to your students. You want to hand out every piece of candy, but do it in a way that disperses the candy provided to each student as evenly as possible. No student should have more than 1 extra piece of candy than any other student. Exactly which students get the extra pieces of candy does not matter.
Task: Write a function that takes N students and M pieces of candy, where M > N, and returns an array of length N showing the amount candy given to each student.
Followup Task: Generate this array in O(N) time, where N is the number of students (NOT the amount of candy!)
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
