Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
sportsball
WE PLAYED LIKE SHIT BUT WE WON ANYWAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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JAHMYR GIBBS
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@amy i am the culture and the culture sucks
hi @cam how do you feel about the fact that i love opium boyfriend toaster
"9/11 is basically a sex joke"
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Best type of guy:
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Remember when Moses split the Red Sea with a beyblade?
i didn't know what manchego cheese was so im watching a video about it and all of the comments are thirsting over a man in the video who describes the use of mold in the process
I am normal and can be trusted with twenty meringues
.....Ryan Seacrest hosts wheel of fortune now????
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Teaching her to enjoy her sweater. Doesn't she look darling???? 
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
