Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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us pol, terminally online
Donald Trump just called The Rizzler one of "America's biggest terrorists"
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I do really love that most people I interact with on here, even if I've never seen them before, I can tell them I hate a post of theirs and they'll recognize the compliment
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the era of website boys is done.
it's time for a website wizard.
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@coriander men and women but as a beautiful Concept, in all their incredible intricacies
Here represented: we are the cat, the flower is seeing/thinking about men/women
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chipotle chilis my beloved
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Cuno's on that insane shit, that high speed lightning that lets him outrun the pigs through the Nth Dimension. Cuno doesn't fuckin care.
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Studying a corkboard, stroking my chin in thought, then stepping forward and hanging a red string connecting two index cards
The first reads THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME, MAN
The second CUNO DOESN'T FUCKING CARE
sportsball
The two lions games my roommates have watched with me were the Vikings game and this one, come on dude
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Man we finally fake a punt and it doesn't even work
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LET'S GO LIONS
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Seriously tho I expect this game to be incredible
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I love @thomas but for the next few hours it's on sight
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
