Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
did not expect some "do we like Caleb" discourse first
fuck you google i dont want your stupid "AI mode"
super duper sonic robo kart bros looks fun
shouting
FARM FRESH HONEYCRISP APPLES MY BELOVED
Somebody immediately liking and boosting my toots will fix me
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
boosted
rice bowl 😋
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so we all know that the big clod has a tiny balloon. but how tiny is the balloon?
type of cat who's never loaded a dishwasher before
Real men use 14 cloves of garlic when sauteeing spinach
This Starbucks barista just spelled my name as "Calab" what the fuck
confession
I still think the "what's brown and sticky" joke is comedy genius
type of guy who makes soup for someone else without tasting it first
Oh that's brand new tech in super smash bros ultimate that makes king k rool a much better character.
Low tiers don exits
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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I would like to have a long conversation with whoever decided parallel parking should be normal.
what is you needed to pee
but god said
stop and go traffic
I am very tired so I am going to buy the worst cup of coffee I have ever tasted from this random Pennsylvania gas station, wish me luck
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
boosted
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
