Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
super duper sonic robo kart bros looks fun
shouting
FARM FRESH HONEYCRISP APPLES MY BELOVED
☭
Somebody immediately liking and boosting my toots will fix me
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
rice bowl 😋
Sherclod Holmes
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so we all know that the big clod has a tiny balloon. but how tiny is the balloon?
type of cat who's never loaded a dishwasher before
Real men use 14 cloves of garlic when sauteeing spinach
This Starbucks barista just spelled my name as "Calab" what the fuck
confession
I still think the "what's brown and sticky" joke is comedy genius
type of guy who makes soup for someone else without tasting it first
Oh that's brand new tech in super smash bros ultimate that makes king k rool a much better character.
Low tiers don exits
Sherclod Holmes
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I would like to have a long conversation with whoever decided parallel parking should be normal.
what is you needed to pee
but god said
stop and go traffic
I am very tired so I am going to buy the worst cup of coffee I have ever tasted from this random Pennsylvania gas station, wish me luck
Sherclod Holmes
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i love that my personality just naturally annoys @aescling all the time, what a wonderful gift that is
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
