Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
This Starbucks barista just spelled my name as "Calab" what the fuck
confession
I still think the "what's brown and sticky" joke is comedy genius
type of guy who makes soup for someone else without tasting it first
Oh that's brand new tech in super smash bros ultimate that makes king k rool a much better character.
Low tiers don exits
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
boosted
I would like to have a long conversation with whoever decided parallel parking should be normal.
what is you needed to pee
but god said
stop and go traffic
I am very tired so I am going to buy the worst cup of coffee I have ever tasted from this random Pennsylvania gas station, wish me luck
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
boosted
i love that my personality just naturally annoys @aescling all the time, what a wonderful gift that is
some things i thought i would have to toss im gonna be able to bring with me
im currently very surprised by how much ive managed to fit in my car
I packed all my kitchen supplies so I can't really cook, I need to get takeout tonight
Is soap a fruit?
re: sportsball, SA
It's harrowing to realize that DeShaun Watson's legacy has tarnished not because he is a serial sex pest but because he sucks at being a quarterback now
sportsball, domestic violence
Very weird watching the football world celebrate a known child-beater just because he was a good football player who just got a (probably) career-ending injury
mild lewd
https://x.com/graveghostie/status/1972806112656130456 hey @coriander what is your opinion on this
sportsball
its crazy how one bad coach or one bad qb1 can ruin a franchise for years
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
boosted
re: Duck Tales!
@wallhackio Only lyrics you need
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
