Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

I managed to get half of my packed shit in my car! i really underestimated how gigantic my mattress was but i made it work

my body hurts

this originally got autocorrected to "swearing" and that also would have been correct

I am sweating like a MOTHERFUCKER

thinking about the time that we played soccer in gym class with an exercise ball

the worst part of @coriander becoming employed is that they don't immediately like and boost all my toots anymore

so it ends up that doing a week's worth of packing in a 24-hour period with four hours of sleep is extremely taxing on the human body

Ah, so the reason they say Rao's brand tomato sauce is good is because it is quite good

Just had a very very bad customer service experience and I can feel myself turning into a boomer in real time

I thought I was a javascript ninja and then I saw the code @Lady writes and now I realize that I know nothing

so apparently some Tigers players imitated a dance Donald Trump once did and then the team went on 1W, 10L after that

Thinking about the time someone told me they thought @aescling and I were part of the same system

I don't watch baseball but what the fuck has happened to the Tigers

I tried so hard to get Freya to sleep in the mug and she wouldn't ever do it. It is one of my great regrets in life.

Finally, owning a uselessly gigantic coffee mug has become worth it

the box looks cool

I'll allow multiple choices because I'm nice:

I accidentally bought an extra 32 GB ram a couple years ago, does anybody want it

Not a joke does anybody want it

I can't whether my favorite Hollow Knight song is the city of tears music, or the queen's garden music, or the path of pain music

moving sucks

Very sad that Neon White heaven rush is the more popular category for White's Rush, given that Hell Rush is the more interesting category imo

_{(This certainly has nothing to do with the fact that my global ranking for White's Hell Rush is much better than White's Heaven Rush. Nope not at all.)}