sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
it is hot and sweaty outside and not in a sexy way
The first time I started to feel old when was I saw a song uploaded on YouTube as the "sped-up version" and I was just like "isn't this just nightcore"
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He was a boy
She was his mum
Can I make it any more Oedipus
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@aescling @wallhackio But not THE Moon Cat (That's Yukon Cornelius)
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the only chatbot you’re allowed to ask about your code is Clod Code. it furwards your requests to @wallhackio and he responds whenever he feels like it
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@wallhackio @amy kitty uses a giant rectangle instead of a traditional controller i dont see how this is any weirder
hi @amy would you like to see something fucked up and evil
recursive IIFE's give me reason to live
If you tell me something there is 75% chance I will forget
apparently the new war of the worlds film sucks but in a funny way so i guess i have to watch it
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@wallhackio @aescling Gridiron football as it currently exists under the authority of organizations such as the NFL is a blood sport which primarily exploits Black and brown bodies, using them up until they are half-dead or worse and then often leaving them with nothing after their careers are over while also working to protect white bodies from the same fate
That said, go Lions
I find it very interesting that when I write words with a mouse on a computer program it looks like my handwriting if I use pen and paper
I went on wplace and tried to draw a circle and ran out of paint and was going to have to wait 10-15 minutes to recharge enough paint to close the circle and I was like "fuck this" so sorry @amy I am never unlocking medium gray
My greatest character flaw is that I'm excited that football season is almost back
I love when you encounter a leetcode problem that is one of the most challenging problems you have ever seen in your life and you look up the solution and it is the most brilliant thing you've ever seen, and website only lists the problem as medium difficulty
Shaft Magus
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How do you wear a backpack as an adult
anyway if you want to see how they made this terrible idea actually work then watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4upNgl1I2o
The PS4 doesn't allow just-in-time compilation so you don't get the performance a modern javascript engine normally guarantees so on what planet is this a good idea
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
