sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
I think a lot about how Battlefield 1's menus were written in JavaScript so they could have their web developers build a videogame UI
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my greatest character flaw is that I think ++ and -- is good syntax
has anyone ever made the joke of calling lesbian fanfiction "saph-fics" yet
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@taq not only should whales vote but i want to vote for whales!!!
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@garbados peopl. to the west of me (pacific whales) are perfectly capable of governance
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lawful pure lawful pervert lawful gooner
neutral pure neutral pervert neutral gooner
chaotic pure chaotic pervert chaotic gooner
lawful pure lawful pervert lawful gooner
neutral pure neutral pervert neutral gooner
chaotic pure chaotic pervert chaotic gooner
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Aesop Rock: writes insanely complex raps that can take ages to decipher and even then people still aren't fully sure what the fuck he was on about with some of those lines
Also Aesop Rock: drops a song about big construction vehicles
actual lawful/chaotic and perverted would be funnier
alignment chart but the axes are good/evil and perverted
so when do vaporeons sleep exactly
how the fuck do you spell "rorschach test"
what do you mean i can play Oxenfree using my parent's netflix account
wait when the hell did netflix add videogames
i can't believe that the robot cowboy WASN'T my favorite character in the game
Yes Man from Fallout New Vegas is one of the most funny and brilliant things I have ever seen in a story
also Vault 22 was the best damn thing in the whole game, it was so cool
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
