sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
spoilers, aesc do not read
also Hanlon Did Nothing Wrong
If Cass didn't like the NCR as much she would be perfect
I finished New Vegas! It was quite good. I feel very conflicted about the choices I made. Also, Cass my beloved
one of my old man opinions is that i miss cool videogame instruction booklets
sherclod holmes
boosted
@wallhackio why does this make him look more naked
therapist: sonic wearing timberlands isn't real, it can't hurt you
sonic wearing timberlands: https://x.com/SEGA_OFFICIAL/status/1952550219012546886
sherclod holmes
boosted
This IOCCC winner entry (International Obfuscated C Code Contest) made me smile. The code draws the current moon phase to the console.
fallout new vegas
caesar's greatest miscalculation was inviting a courier to his camp who had recently looted a rocket launcher
Headache! For No Reason
I crave cake....
my greatest character flaw is that there is at least one limp bizkit song that i like
quagzilla
sherclod holmes
boosted
@wallhackio 🎵 3 billion critical codebases run on Java!! 🎵
sherclod holmes
boosted
Pronouncing aspartame like a Greek hero
When employing Object-Oriented Programming, never forget APIE. We use OOP so that our code is
Abstract,
Polymorphic,
full of Inheritance, and
Extremely dogshit
I am so used to people calling me Caleb/Clodsire that the other day I was referred to by "wallhackio" and I was like "who the fuck is wallhackio"
If can write it in a single line of code I'm gonna do it
I am normal and can be trusted with nested ternary operators
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
