sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
sherclod holmes
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ever since @vaporeon_ showed me unix code that uses the variable name gorp i have been trying to use is it as stupidly as possible in the code that i write
The scam callers have been on my ass lately
What is the greatest videogame of all time?
@Lady never fails to humble me regarding my knowledge of JavaScript
by great misfortune i learned the other day that my dad knows what hawk tuah is
anyone wanna see a really dumb joke
i am normal and can be trusted with a few hundred mg of caffeine
soup time
why does my mom think that nicotine is good for you, is this another weird fascy conservahippie thing
sherclod holmes
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@wallhackio that’s epic
it's such a funny coincidence that my shower stopped clogging immediately after aesc moved and couldn't visit me anymore. i wonder if there is a connection here
is it worth paying 660 dollars to play Mario Kart 9 and Donkey Kong 65
the worst part of last year's rap beef is that the name Drake, which literally means "dragon", is now cringe
politics
apparently thinking seed oils are bad for is a fascist dogwhistle somehow
annoying aesc is one of my favorite activities, i would definitely recommend it if you're bored
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
