Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
stardew valley
does the guy who sells the mermaid pendant only show up in the spring?
my favorite genders are Cool Old Man and Fuckin' Blorbo
stardew valley
can i only get a pearl once from the mermaid show on the winter night market?
today in c++ value category fuckery:
what is the value category of an rvalue reference cast of a function?
shouts outs to northwestern university for having the Vice President of the seventh-largest startup in the world (Databricks, an AI company) give a speech at the coronation
everyone please @ aescling and tell her to watch kill la kill
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@wallhackio nobody respects the good gods huh
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
It's Sunday so now is your time to offer a weekly prayer to the Big Ass Dandelion:
It's Sunday so now is your time to offer a weekly prayer to the Big Ass Dandelion:
Chicago's not beating the bad driver allegations any time soon
shout outs to the time I told @Lady that a song she recommended was "boring" and then she said that I "don't know how to listen to music"
Oh, to be a marmot getting to experience the foam maker
anyone who plays stardew valley: how do I get a rabbit's foot? do i need to let my rabbits outside?
The intersection of players who would play Stardew Valley long enough to unlock Jumino Cart and players who would actually care to beat the progression mode has to be, like, 3 players
how much swag do i got (a million)/
you ain't fancy, son (squilliam)
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
