sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
movie/animation/anime fan. videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
shouts outs to northwestern university for having the Vice President of the seventh-largest startup in the world (Databricks, an AI company) give a speech at the coronation
everyone please @ aescling and tell her to watch kill la kill
sherclod holmes
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@wallhackio nobody respects the good gods huh
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It's Sunday so now is your time to offer a weekly prayer to the Big Ass Dandelion:
It's Sunday so now is your time to offer a weekly prayer to the Big Ass Dandelion:
Chicago's not beating the bad driver allegations any time soon
shout outs to the time I told @Lady that a song she recommended was "boring" and then she said that I "don't know how to listen to music"
Oh, to be a marmot getting to experience the foam maker
anyone who plays stardew valley: how do I get a rabbit's foot? do i need to let my rabbits outside?
The intersection of players who would play Stardew Valley long enough to unlock Jumino Cart and players who would actually care to beat the progression mode has to be, like, 3 players
how much swag do i got (a million)/
you ain't fancy, son (squilliam)
her: you better not be a gigantic wooper judging captain falcon's gameplay
literally me:
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Americans be like: bro you gotta try Texas bbq. trust me man North Calabama fried chicken hits different. you haven’t lived until you had Texarkana country fried ranch style steak. you gotta try Southeastern Tenhio grilled pork cheese. you have to try some Jurglylina deep fried pork beef bbq style sandwich some day. biting into a Wyobraskidaholangihiochillvania roasted deep grilled breaded mustard braised Cajun style buttermeat pork-style burgered pickle will give your worthless life value
the clodvestigator
movie/animation/anime fan. videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
