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Why did God make our lips chap what was the point of that

baldur's gate 3, all caps 

YOU CAN ROMANCE THE FUCKING EMPEROR????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

should @aescling date the cute dsa girl?

baldur's gate 3 

the little gremlin lizard guy who sells you "treatos" in the circus is my favorite and i would die for him

anybody: [unloads deep emotional trauma that has bothered them for months]

@Lady: this reminds me of an album from a band you've never heard of

baldur's gate 3 

i trust the emperor and i REALLY hope this doesn't bite me in the ass

baldur's gate 3 

i knew the game was horny but i just entered the brothel and WOW this game is giga-horny

baldur's gate 3 

"lazael disapproves" when you donate to the refugees but then she gets an inspiration for it????? make up your mind ya damn frog

it's been reviewing pretty well critically, that's neat

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it's good. not amazing but good. garden of eden was a clear standout on a first listen.

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wtf how long has lady gaga's new album been out

"The member of object expression a.m is an lvalue unless m is a member enumerator or a non-static member function, or if a is an rvalue and m is a non-static data member of object type."

okay

"An lvalue is a function whose return value is an lvalue."

okay

Maybe today. Will be the today. I finally understand what a C++ rvalue is

My secret work toilet is closed for maintenance:(

baldur's gate 3 

an npc just called me a cuck this is the greatest game ever made of all time

baldur's gate 3 

the number of severed arms in my camp inventory has reached a number that is disturbing

baldur's gate 3 

okay: glitchcat decides: do I help the strange ox or not? do NOT spoil anything for me.

baldur's gate 3 

oh sheit a cat just joined my camp this really is the greatest game of all time

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