Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

oh sheit a cat just joined my camp this really is the greatest game of all time

i am supposed to collect the Three Things to win the game, and pursue the side quests which will complete the narratives for each of my party members, but I am too busy joining the circus and solving a murder mystery

i love that it has a character who worships a god of death and has existed for centuries, and also they run a circus in the city and also they present as a drag queen

to be fair, the game had sort of established a gameplay loop where the non-combat options occur in cities/villages and the rest of the map is combat so i was not expecting to find an extensive quest with a threatening-looking demon thing out in the middle of some ancient temple

me: the game is ultimately combat-focused, and I would prefer if there were more situations where non-combative solutions are possible

also me: fights unknown NPCs on sight

i just learned there was an entire quest line with that giant red guy in shar's temple. i didn't realize it wasn't immediately hostile and just fought it and the bazillion grunts around it and it was a FUCKED battle to do when you're only level 7 on tactician

@coriander is this true
https://x.com/adoeable_/status/1899173018670391641

Imagine studying physics for five years so you could write unit tests in Java

@Lady do you have any hot takes/opinions on the DOM interface?

Windows not cause the Internet to stop working for no reason challenge

was it worth 500 gold to turn lazael into a circle of cheese?

how would everyone feel about me if they learned i recently hit my 1000th quicksave

@aescling there is a class which has the ability to transform into a cat would that get you to play the game

still love shadowheart tho no regrets

I finally fucked Shadowheart so then I looked up Karlach romance scenes on yt and actually y'all were right Karlach is The Way

I always find it hilarious how dead glitchcat is on Sunday evenings compared to active this place is on Monday mornings during regular work hours

not sure what's crazier, the fact that JK Simmons voices a characters in the game or that his performance is one of the weakest lmao

i am stunned by how long the game feels, and that it hasn't managed to feel too long somehow.

FUCK YOU kendrick thorm