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just made the most astringent cup of coffee every created by a human

Just watched the first episode. It feels like a really good episode of The Twilight Zone that they decided to make into a series. Strong start.

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no one voted for the last option, a lot of cowards here

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i hate listened to drake's new album and then felt guilty so then i listened to doechii's mixtape

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i also have complaints about their decision to make the sun so fucking bright.

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if god is so good then why did he make so many dangerous animals so fucking cute what was that all about

kendrick really broke drake's spotify monthly listeners record during black history month lmao

if @aescling comment on your post, it is our post now. sorry. i don't make the rules.

finally won a gold stake WITHOUT using photograph and hanging chad this is the hardest thing i have ever done in my life

buying an eternal rental eggb from the balatro shop. just to feel something

Shout outs to that time when I was at Cornell University and I worked at the dining hall and met a chef in the kitchen who was a former chef for Donald Trump, and the first thing he insisted on making sure I understand was that Donald Trump was the worst human being he ever met

there's something poetic about how Drake said he was "one away from Michael [Jackson]" and then Kendrick's superb owl performance is now the most-watched superb owl performance of all time, beating the record formerly held by Michael Jackson

shouts outs to the time google stopped using "don't be evil" as their mantra

also, in other news:
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hopefully they have the lusty argonian maid as well i've heard that's a classic

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i've been looking for a new game so i bought this walking simulator i've known about for years called "The Longing" where you win the game after 400 in-game days pass, and the game passes time in real time but only when the game is active

I open the game and immediately at the start, if you walk to your left, is a bookshelf containing a book and if you open it it is the entirety of moby dick

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