Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
"wow no naked women dancing, nothing controversial"
Mom: "wow the dancers are in red white and blue I like that :)"
"walking though new Orleans with the etiquette of LA yellin'..."
"mustard on the beat, bruh"
Bruh he censored "certified pedophiles" 😭
Bro, the Lions would have shat on this Chiefs team 😭
That was an awful throw from Mahomes
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@wallhackio @aescling -reluctantly- go birds.....
i'm genuinely planning to watch kdot's performance tonight and then dip. i really don't care who wins. eagles would be preferable to chiefs i guess but i still don't care for either team
just saw a twitter shitpost that was genuinely useful educational material about how type 1 diabetes works
Just saw an ad for perfume that played Daft Punk's Veridis Quo in the background
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clodsire is a w _ _ _ _:
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@coriander dude i will stand in a line twice as long if i get to use the self checkout
wow some decent weather we're having today (it is 29 degrees outside)
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
