Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Oh man I am so nervous
the broncos-chief game is such a boring blowout that the local broadcast switched to a different nfl game lmaoooooooooooooo
i've been getting so many pet pics on my timeline lately please don't stop sending pet pics
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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@wallhackio you can’t make us choose
it would be so funny if the only division win for the bears is this near-meaningless week 18 game
closdire by me. woper is from
https://www.reddit.com/r/Wooper/comments/1etbgsa/poorly_drawn_wooper/
for some reason it smells like Cake in the apartment
It's not 6pm yet so technically it's not a devil's coffee
my toxic trait is that i wish i knew how to do the orange justice dance
lamborghiniparkedoutsideitspurplelikelean
which is the best whale pokemon?
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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here's a fun maths problem for you:
in Balatro, each hand gains a positive number of Chips and Mult, which are then multiplied together to get your final score. but on the Plasma Deck, the rules are altered such that Chips and Mult are "balanced", averaging the two before scoring.
does this "balancing" step always give you a better score than you would have gotten without the Plasma Deck? how would you prove this?
(I'll share my answer in a day or so)
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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@wallhackio maybe i’m just Autistic but being a policy wonk is cute to me
the nyt mini crossword has also revealed my disturbing lack of knowledge about greek mythology
thanks to the nyt mini crossword i have learned about the word "wonk" and it is a very nice word
whoever wrote the may 3rd 2024 NYT mini i hope your pillow is warm and has a weird smell every night
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
