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it would be so funny if the only division win for the bears is this near-meaningless week 18 game

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for some reason it smells like Cake in the apartment

It's not 6pm yet so technically it's not a devil's coffee

my toxic trait is that i wish i knew how to do the orange justice dance

which is the best whale pokemon?

re: about political discourse 

@alyssa @aescling i thought that instance policy was that clodsire is a whale

here's a fun maths problem for you:

in Balatro, each hand gains a positive number of Chips and Mult, which are then multiplied together to get your final score. but on the Plasma Deck, the rules are altered such that Chips and Mult are "balanced", averaging the two before scoring.

does this "balancing" step always give you a better score than you would have gotten without the Plasma Deck? how would you prove this?

(I'll share my answer in a day or so)

#Balatro #Mathstodon #Maths #Math

the nyt mini crossword has also revealed my disturbing lack of knowledge about greek mythology

thanks to the nyt mini crossword i have learned about the word "wonk" and it is a very nice word

whoever wrote the may 3rd 2024 NYT mini i hope your pillow is warm and has a weird smell every night

i truly cannot decide between the two. it is up to you, glitchcatters, to decide for me and break the tie

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pick one:

pick one:

does it count as winning a gold stake with the eggb if i had to sell the eggb on the final boss blind to remove debuffs to every card

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.