sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Breaking Bad is about how men will literally cook meth instead of going to therapy, while The Sopranos is about how men WILL go to therapy but continue to be shitty anyway
Oh shit these DVDs have audio commentary let's gooooooooooooooooo
i just got my library card for my local library. anyone got any movie recs?
The shbelpies are hitting
Why is it that, when I get only a few hours sleep, I wake up and feel wide awake. But if I get a regular night of sleep, I wake up schbelpy
Fortnite added a cybertruck to the game and it caused regular crashes so it has been temporarily removed and i think that is very funny
Where were you when they announced that Michael Bay is in talks to develop a skibidi toilet movie and television show adaptation
Freya being cute again
massive, giga, humongous, gigantic, throbbing, shbelpy
My deep clone algorithm has reached its final form:
https://github.com/calebmsword/clone-deep
It ends up that you have to visit the University of Michigan campus during an art fair to get pho at 9:30pm on a Tuesday
Just added one line of code to make one of my algorithms 100x faster lmao
is moving to a new apartment gay?
WIKIPEDIA ADDED A DARK MODE
It's pretty funny that, now that @aescling moved in with y'all, I'm seeing longer and longer threads on this instance. Don't y'all talk in person lmao
not a single slut on this instance voted on this 😞
Do you have to have sex to be a slut?
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
