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@aescling since this was boosted, i feel like it isn't weird for me to like my own post now

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I bought her some beef jerky as a gift. I also fed her lots of treats, and even gave her a small handful of food so she'd stop begging.

Now she's voraciously licking my hand because she smells the pizza that I ate earlier. Just insatiable

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I went to a bar last night and then walked to a speedway to drunkenly purchase a personal pizza at 1:30am and my credit card declined the purchase for suspicious activity

Freya's new favorite toy seems to be plastic straws

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Now that she has lost some weight she is back to her ravenous, begging self. I guess her natural state is one of a little chonk

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I really liked Tears of the Kingdom but I also never want to play it again. I have never felt this way about a videogame before.

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I really wonder if, had I played Breath of the Wild, whether I would have enjoyed Tears of the Kingdom

since the not like us music video dropped on the 4th of july, does that mean it is the new national anthem

Which is the correct ingredient to coat beef chunks with for a beef stew?

Babe wake up, another many-hour video essay about how Tears of the Kingdom is flawed came out

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Which of these prime numbers is the WORST prime number? This can be for any reason even if it is irksome in an indescribable way, or the shapes of the numbers combined is unpleasant—anything goes.

(I appear to have added the maximum amount of options for a poll. I wanted to get up to 97.)

#ActuallyAutistic #poll #numbers #math

pick one

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I did not know that miltank was the name of a pokemon, and just assumed it was some odd colloquialism for a dairy truck. So I really thought ya'll were saying that @aescling wanted to fuck a dairy truck

I am devastated to report that the mathematical definitions which lead to the deranged result that the empty set is both open and closed are now starting to imply beautiful theorems

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