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@aescling and i are bonding over our inability to remember people's hair color

Megan Trainor and Jimmy Fallon collaborated on a song together as a tie-in to a Netflix original movie starring Jerry Seinfeld about the creation of Pop Tarts

Food is so good man

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Today I learned that carrot fries are a delicious alternative to sweet potato fries. Both are very easy to make.

Playing fortnite and running into Aang wielding a shotgun is giving me that same weird feeling as when I saw the Iron Giant cameo in Ready Player One

How to summon the Longcreature:

this is probably some unknown variety of cryptid

me when i am long:

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how do you spell coq

Defying gravity:

Is there a world for that feeling where, for a moment, you stop taking the world for granted and just become awed by the complexity and beauty of everything?

Fortnite is a really fun game despite everything, but holy shit it might be the single worst competitive game I have ever played

Just found an old high school acquaintance in Instagram 😄

They've turned into a web3 tech bro 🙃

i am no longer cat sitting Freya 😞

Freya is honestly more demanding about cuddles than she is about food

Freya managed to lie down on my work laptop and cause it to shut down

I am in a meeting right now