Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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stoking the flames of nerd discourse
I'm sorry but it seems clear that the intent is that Deckard is a replicant.
I forgot to put "I Saw the TV Glow" in my great movies list 
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UPDATE: This post is my personal opinion and does not represent advice or the official position of Pica LLC
Friendly reminder that you should under no circumstances give #PicaTheCat your credit card number and the pin on the back so she can "shop for you and save you time"
anyone else up hoohooing their haahaa
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@coriander clodsire in the office, what crimes will it commit
sportsball
Apparently this week is the first time all 4 cat teams in the NFL face each other in the same week
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@coriander this is canonically how clodboy posts 
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He has his "big boy" collar on.
He isn't fussing with the bow* anymore which makes me happy.
- when I was talking to my Dad on the phone he joked that Puck make consider the bow "threatening to his masculinity". My little Pucky-Poo? My little Puck-A-Duck? Never
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i believe this is a cat and therefore appropriate to post at this time?
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@wallhackio crowboy hat
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me when im Clodboy “Caleb” “Cattwin” Cowdsire
💬 🦋 ⬅️ is this a whale
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What's my favourite painting? That's easy
Die Krähe by Rudi Hurzlmeier
sportsball
the steelers have been winless ever since mike tomlin revealed his minecraft city
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I just watched Blade Runner and what I didn't expect was just how fucking weird it was
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he is absolutely fascinated by the Kirkland Signature SAE 0W-20 Full Synthetic Motor Oil
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Little bugger! That's the dog's kibble bowl.
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
