Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
never ever ever ever let Lil Dicky live this down
I know that what Macklemore did at the grammys was whack but I would much rather have, for a white rapper, a corny dude who cares but tries too hard instead of a Lil Dicky or Post Malone
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@wallhackio it’s a terrible day outside. the sun is heating, the air is sweltering. on days like these, kids like you… are burning in hell
Some summer days you step outside and there is not a cloud in the sky, it is 78 degrees, there is a slight breeze, and there is not a hint of humidity. On a lucky day like this the sun feels like it has healing powers
Today is not one of those days
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@wallhackio omg this creachur
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@wallhackio my steak is too damn lucy
my steak is too damn juicy
sportsball
Lions play in three days RAHHHHHHHHHH
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barely related
@wallhackio "bumbydaloaf" is a good username, and if we take "da" as being a middle name, we get "Bumby D. Loaf" as a full name, meaning that bumby has the Will Of D (from one piece)
my commit message etiquette is... questionable to say the least
Gonna be heading to the airport in an hour 
clod morning
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the tale of princess kaguya
sportsball
Drake Maye getting a ridiculously generous call from the refs, he is truly Tom Brady's successor
sportsball
ITS FOOTBALL TIME BAYBEE, YEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
There are exactly 6 good movies
sneezing feels good
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
