Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
treating myself to a massive breakfast 
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@wallhackio was just ranting about how much he hates jujutsu kaisen befur going to the bathroom. after he finished he continued his diatribe as if he hadn’t just been going to the bathroom fur a couple minutes
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roasted vegetables
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i got talked into changing into my referee avatar for this tournament
Internet Problems! In the Family FaceTime
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Two coffees. Good, but not enough
farm fresh strawberries and rhubarb.... 🤤
gas is $4.30 usd a gallon 
why are undergrads in compsci so obsessed with switch statements
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Me: Aw look you can see their different tails and different ears let me get a photo
Ten seconds later: NO STOP FIGHTING
new charli xcx!!!!
pretty sure i sprained my ankle
I am going to cat sit a neighbor's cat for two weeks next month so I hope y'all are ready for my deluge of cat photos
are floppy discs soft drives
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
