idk what she's doing but she sure is doing it #maplepls (don't worry she is not stuck. she just. shoves her head in there every time on purpose)
Advent of Code Day 1, Part 1 spoiler
@wallhackio @vaporeon_ advent of clod
hi @vaporeon_ would you like to see the bloboreon
hi @vaporeon_ want to read some disgusting golfy javascript code i just wrote
Mastodon hashtags are case-insensitive (correctly so), which means it's not possible to have hashtag DECember like there's hashtag Marchintosh
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt