**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Dec 04, 2025, 04:30

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Dec 04, 2025, 04:30

Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

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the clodvestigator

i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.

videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.

number of fat cock awards received: 56

header is by @vaporeon_

"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti

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Dec 04, 2025, 04:30

Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

I am normal and can be trusted with raw cookie dough

**Sherclod Holmes** · Dec 04, 2025, 00:18

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**<eleanor>** @root@elle.systems · Dec 04, 2025, 00:18

Dec 04, 2025, 00:18

<eleanor> @root@elle.systems

@sidd_harth0_5h4h they are not immune to cuddling

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**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Dec 04, 2025, 00:28

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Dec 04, 2025, 00:28

Dec 04, 2025, 00:28

Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

hi @vaporeon_ wanna see Advent of Clod code so golfed that its not even a spoiler?

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Dec 04, 2025, 00:02

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Dec 04, 2025, 00:02

Dec 04, 2025, 00:02

Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

javascript reduce my beloved

**Sherclod Holmes** · Dec 03, 2025, 22:42

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**🇹 Ti** @The_T@glaceon.social · Dec 03, 2025, 22:42

Dec 03, 2025, 22:42

🇹 Ti @The_T@glaceon.social

My phone is sitting up on my desk, leaning on my monitor, while 3 rats spin on it. https://spinningrat.online/

**Sherclod Holmes** · Dec 03, 2025, 23:09

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@trashguts@goblin.camp · Dec 03, 2025, 23:09

Dec 03, 2025, 23:09

@trashguts@goblin.camp

this post has been stuck in my head recently

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**Sherclod Holmes** · Dec 03, 2025, 22:58

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**lucy** @Lucy@efdn.club · Dec 03, 2025, 22:58

Dec 03, 2025, 22:58

lucy @Lucy@efdn.club

Putting worcestershire in my tartar sauce feeling like a real culinary genius over here give me a michelin star right now call me the bear

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**Sherclod Holmes** · Dec 03, 2025, 15:49

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**Housey** @house@fedi.catboy.agency · Dec 03, 2025, 15:49

Dec 03, 2025, 15:49

Housey @house@fedi.catboy.agency

PRO TIP for all of the CATS here

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**Sherclod Holmes** · Dec 03, 2025, 21:51

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**[Redacted] Thing** @heyitsmetheguy@goblin.camp · Dec 03, 2025, 21:51

Dec 03, 2025, 21:51

[Redacted] Thing @heyitsmetheguy@goblin.camp

Eeping babby hours

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**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Dec 03, 2025, 20:18

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Dec 03, 2025, 20:18

Dec 03, 2025, 20:18

Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

Advent of Clod day 3 spoiler/hint

be greedy

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**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Dec 03, 2025, 20:14

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Dec 03, 2025, 20:14

Dec 03, 2025, 20:14

Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

completed Advent of Code day 3 :)

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Dec 03, 2025, 19:27

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Dec 03, 2025, 19:27

Dec 03, 2025, 19:27

Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

real men listen to the same song 210 times in one year

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Dec 03, 2025, 18:41

**Sherclod Holmes** @wallhackio@cat.family · Dec 03, 2025, 18:41

Dec 03, 2025, 18:41

Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

wrappedposting

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**Sherclod Holmes** · Dec 03, 2025, 16:54

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**Cats of Yore** @CatsOfYore@mastodon.social · Dec 03, 2025, 16:54

Dec 03, 2025, 16:54

Cats of Yore @CatsOfYore@mastodon.social

A favorite from my collection - this luminous little one from the 1960s.

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**Sherclod Holmes** · Nov 29, 2023, 16:24

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**blackle mori** @suricrasia@lethargic.talkative.fish · Nov 29, 2023, 16:24

Nov 29, 2023, 16:24

blackle mori @suricrasia@lethargic.talkative.fish

got my spotify wrapped!

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**Sherclod Holmes** · Dec 03, 2025, 13:33

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**With Mojo Nixon as Toad** @hex@dads.cool · Dec 03, 2025, 13:33

Dec 03, 2025, 13:33

With Mojo Nixon as Toad @hex@dads.cool

it’s my birthday

this is what my spouse got me

she knows someone that makes custom rugs and made me a LaserDisc Turtle rug

i love it

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**Sherclod Holmes** · Dec 03, 2025, 16:05

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**With Mojo Nixon as Toad** @hex@dads.cool · Dec 03, 2025, 16:05

Dec 03, 2025, 16:05

With Mojo Nixon as Toad @hex@dads.cool

Callisto the cute Corgi says it makes a good seat

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**Sherclod Holmes** · Dec 03, 2025, 05:01

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**Rockario** @rockario@kind.social · Dec 03, 2025, 05:01

Dec 03, 2025, 05:01

Rockario @rockario@kind.social

Free light novel idea:
"I inherited control of a giant robot and must defend from earth, but I suck! Luckily my friend is big into fighting games and has vowed to make me a master?"