Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
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Joined Nov 2022
Bahn Mi time raaaaaaaaaaaaaah
We stored some of our candy for trick or treaters is a large bowl with Eevee on it and a kid saw it and just started excitedly showing "Eevee!!!" over and over again
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the amount of favorites i get on a toot is inversely proportional to the time i spend writing it
hello everyone, report @aescling until she plays Ghost Trick please.
pisses me off when i accidentally read the AI response from google but its actually right
the new 2fa introduced at my bank didn't fucking work.......
veggietales continues to age well lmao
https://xcancel.com/DewEnjoyer/status/1984062555435028636
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Due to an explosion of newly discovered source texts and a period of vigorous debate among Catflame Scholars, a new consensus has been reached regarding the translations of this text. What follows is a purrposed new rendering from one of the involved Scholars, which they hope shall purrove useful fur both devotional and scholarly study if accepted
When The Creature began to create the biscuits and the purrs, the biscuits were complete chaos, and darkness covered the face and the peets, while a soft wind from The Creature swept over its face in the form of the purrs. Then The Creature said, “Let me be kitty,” and it was kitty. And The Creature saw that it was a good kitty, and The Creature separated the light from the darkness of its fur. The Creature called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And there was evening and there was murring, the first Gay.
anyone else up waxing their gibbous
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thank you youtube algorithm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DguvkmgN5G0
my toxic trait is that i think the 4kids version of the one piece OP is cool
Banh Mi marinade is good as fuck
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@wallhackio Type of 
who misread "inedible" as "incredible"...
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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I wrote 42 whole words tonight but that's 42 more words than I've written in months and months
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
