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This Starbucks barista just spelled my name as "Calab" what the fuck

confession 

I still think the "what's brown and sticky" joke is comedy genius

type of guy who makes soup for someone else without tasting it first

Oh that's brand new tech in super smash bros ultimate that makes king k rool a much better character.

Low tiers don exits

I would like to have a long conversation with whoever decided parallel parking should be normal.

what is you needed to pee

but god said

stop and go traffic

I am very tired so I am going to buy the worst cup of coffee I have ever tasted from this random Pennsylvania gas station, wish me luck

i love that my personality just naturally annoys @aescling all the time, what a wonderful gift that is

some things i thought i would have to toss im gonna be able to bring with me

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im currently very surprised by how much ive managed to fit in my car

I packed all my kitchen supplies so I can't really cook, I need to get takeout tonight

Is soap a fruit?

re: sportsball, SA 

It's harrowing to realize that DeShaun Watson's legacy has tarnished not because he is a serial sex pest but because he sucks at being a quarterback now

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sportsball, domestic violence 

Very weird watching the football world celebrate a known child-beater just because he was a good football player who just got a (probably) career-ending injury

sportsball 

its crazy how one bad coach or one bad qb1 can ruin a franchise for years

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