Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

I wonder how my Dad, who got covid and then went to the hospital for 2 weeks and returned with oxygen and a wheelchair that he had to use for 6 months (eating became very difficult for him and sometimes he would undergo violent coughing fits when eating) and still feels physically weaker to this day, and my Mom, whose sense of taste permanently changed making her occasionally taste reasonably salted dishes as vastly oversalted and finding sour cream and other types of dairy intolerable and now will randomly experience an overwhelming smell of onions for a few minutes, manage to still believe that covid was a hoax

they added skibidi toilet and sonic the hedgehog to pubg

in one of the player interview days for the lions you can hear The Black Parade playing in the background

I managed to get half of my packed shit in my car! i really underestimated how gigantic my mattress was but i made it work

my body hurts

this originally got autocorrected to "swearing" and that also would have been correct

I am sweating like a MOTHERFUCKER

thinking about the time that we played soccer in gym class with an exercise ball

the worst part of @coriander becoming employed is that they don't immediately like and boost all my toots anymore

so it ends up that doing a week's worth of packing in a 24-hour period with four hours of sleep is extremely taxing on the human body

Ah, so the reason they say Rao's brand tomato sauce is good is because it is quite good

Just had a very very bad customer service experience and I can feel myself turning into a boomer in real time

I thought I was a javascript ninja and then I saw the code @Lady writes and now I realize that I know nothing

so apparently some Tigers players imitated a dance Donald Trump once did and then the team went on 1W, 10L after that

Thinking about the time someone told me they thought @aescling and I were part of the same system

I don't watch baseball but what the fuck has happened to the Tigers

I tried so hard to get Freya to sleep in the mug and she wouldn't ever do it. It is one of my great regrets in life.

Finally, owning a uselessly gigantic coffee mug has become worth it

the box looks cool

I'll allow multiple choices because I'm nice: