Big Clodsire with Tiny Balloon @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
this is a relatively recent world record for the same level:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4XNuOmmSlw=
it was this level, specifically the trick with the red barrel in the beginning (you shoot the barrel instead of waiting for the Green Buttslam Move to blow it up, since you are high above the ground when barrel blasts you upwards you get just high enough to reach the lip of the waterfall, and then you can jump off the waterfall with the momentum boost water gives you in this game. this lets you keep the Yellow Gun to use for some other shortcut later)
a trick i did for one level in Neon White is in the current world record strat, neat
korean breakfast sandwich good
me watching @amy play Bean and Nothingness is just me doing the sickos yes the entire time
just remembered this fuckin banger:
https://2mellomakes.bandcamp.com/track/tag-walls-punch-fascists
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@wallhackio @sidd_harth0_5h4h she liked it for a time, then got bored and bit me.
do violent films cause violent behavior
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so did anyone else hear about the golden trump statue holding a bitcoin that was erected on the US capitol
what the heck is made-o
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@The_T @vaporeon_ @wallhackio i tried getting google to translate it and it was. not very helpful lol
hollow knight
i wish there were a 1-notch charm that makes you have 1 health max so that fury of the fallen works properly
although maybe this would too powerful for radiant runs
hollow knight
find someone who loves you as much as I hate the Oblobbles on Radiant difficulty
hollow knight
I did my math wrong and incorrectly calculated that Carefree Melody has about a 1/666 chance of never activating when you have 9 masks
Unfortunately the correct answer is less funny (it's about 1/6600)
sportsball
Jared Goff is objectively the 2nd best quarterback of all time
https://x.com/ScottKacsmar/status/1967844883152130319
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https://x.com/memechaotic/status/1967288237912899815
does this count as softism
sportsball
apparently it has been 1,052 days since the Lions have lost two games in a row
kept afloat by big ideas.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
