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Why are they making a Freaky Friday sequel. Literally who asked

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@vaporeon_ I'm convinced. I will now invest $100000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars in Vaporeon

my phone is dead and charging so you will never see this but freya is sleeping on her belly with her limbs tucked in so she looks like a slug and it is truly a wondrous thing

freya just cuddled with me for like two hours and then she left and i walked to my computer and now she is whining for more attention.

her greed sickens me

i still haven't psychologically recovered from when Disco Elysium called me The World's Most Laughable Centrist

note to self: NEVER use five habaneros in a chili ever again

Bean and Nothingness is a sick game for sick minds

if you wrote every single unit test for your package in a single test file that is exactly 2668 lines long then you are cute

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my greatest character flaw is that i like canned spam

Freya's headbonks were a bit violent this morning

i wish i could play rhythm games but i permanently fucked my wrists by playing fornite festival and i start to feel strain after playing them again for even like, 10 minutes

I made some 40 garlic soup. It tasted like elevated mashed potatoes. It was good.

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