Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
stardew valley
does the guy who sells the mermaid pendant only show up in the spring?
my favorite genders are Cool Old Man and Fuckin' Blorbo
stardew valley
can i only get a pearl once from the mermaid show on the winter night market?
today in c++ value category fuckery:
what is the value category of an rvalue reference cast of a function?
shouts outs to northwestern university for having the Vice President of the seventh-largest startup in the world (Databricks, an AI company) give a speech at the coronation
everyone please @ aescling and tell her to watch kill la kill
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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@wallhackio nobody respects the good gods huh
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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It's Sunday so now is your time to offer a weekly prayer to the Big Ass Dandelion:
It's Sunday so now is your time to offer a weekly prayer to the Big Ass Dandelion:
Chicago's not beating the bad driver allegations any time soon
shout outs to the time I told @Lady that a song she recommended was "boring" and then she said that I "don't know how to listen to music"
Oh, to be a marmot getting to experience the foam maker
anyone who plays stardew valley: how do I get a rabbit's foot? do i need to let my rabbits outside?
The intersection of players who would play Stardew Valley long enough to unlock Jumino Cart and players who would actually care to beat the progression mode has to be, like, 3 players
how much swag do i got (a million)/
you ain't fancy, son (squilliam)
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
