Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
c++
what if you had c but you added objects and then it becomes something that actually isn't much like c at all, and also it sucks
when the coffee. is good :)
can i get a yeehaw
monads are...
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I think c++ is actually worse than javascript in regards to the amount of Evil Language Features present
if there is a Coriander Green (™) then what is the premium satsu subscription called
i like the name "Satsu Azure" but i would prefer a color that refers to orange
shouts to the high schooler who played captain falcon in ssbu and played me in a tournament a long time ago and was much better than me and started going for troll falcon punches and i went 0-2. fuck you that ruined my day
white rice with a bunch of random bull shit in it is the way god intended lunch to be eaten
oh no i'm starting to enjoy vim
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@wallhackio i used to play a fighting game with 10 characters and there was as update that added 2. it was such a slog, i don't want to learn new matchups!!!
i LOVE incomprehensible c-style code shortcuts and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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C++
@wallhackio matryoshka programming language
C++
templates are fucking Turing complete lmaooo
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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Them: You better not be coming in here with that bull shit
Me, coming in there with that bull shit:
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
