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monads are...

I think c++ is actually worse than javascript in regards to the amount of Evil Language Features present

if there is a Coriander Green (™) then what is the premium satsu subscription called

i like the name "Satsu Azure" but i would prefer a color that refers to orange

shouts to the high schooler who played captain falcon in ssbu and played me in a tournament a long time ago and was much better than me and started going for troll falcon punches and i went 0-2. fuck you that ruined my day

white rice with a bunch of random bull shit in it is the way god intended lunch to be eaten

@wallhackio i used to play a fighting game with 10 characters and there was as update that added 2. it was such a slog, i don't want to learn new matchups!!!

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I LOVE WRITING CODE THAT NOBODY UNDERSTANDS EXCEPT ME

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i LOVE incomprehensible c-style code shortcuts and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

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@wallhackio matryoshka programming language

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templates are fucking Turing complete lmaooo

Them: You better not be coming in here with that bull shit

Me, coming in there with that bull shit:

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I'm sure there was a better way but I could not find it

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Imagine parsing an XML file contained in a zip file into a string and using regex to modify the XML and the writing over the previous archived XML file with said string to modify an existing XML file

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