Advent of Clod @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
monads are...
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I think c++ is actually worse than javascript in regards to the amount of Evil Language Features present
if there is a Coriander Green (™) then what is the premium satsu subscription called
i like the name "Satsu Azure" but i would prefer a color that refers to orange
shouts to the high schooler who played captain falcon in ssbu and played me in a tournament a long time ago and was much better than me and started going for troll falcon punches and i went 0-2. fuck you that ruined my day
white rice with a bunch of random bull shit in it is the way god intended lunch to be eaten
oh no i'm starting to enjoy vim
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@wallhackio i used to play a fighting game with 10 characters and there was as update that added 2. it was such a slog, i don't want to learn new matchups!!!
i LOVE incomprehensible c-style code shortcuts and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me
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C++
@wallhackio matryoshka programming language
C++
templates are fucking Turing complete lmaooo
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Them: You better not be coming in here with that bull shit
Me, coming in there with that bull shit:
rain noises :)
I'm sure there was a better way but I could not find it
Imagine parsing an XML file contained in a zip file into a string and using regex to modify the XML and the writing over the previous archived XML file with said string to modify an existing XML file
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
