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it irritates me to no end that async await was added to javascript so quickly after generators made people realize how useful the pattern could be but tail call optimization, despite being in the ECMAScript specification since 2015, is STILL NOT IMPLEMENTED IN ANY MAJOR RUNTIME what the fuckkkkkkk

re: baldur's gate 3 

also the dribbles the clown quest was outrageous

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baldur's gate 3 

act III has been way too fuckin long

i still love the game but after the fourth party member side quest i was starting to feel the burnout

apparently some colleges use go as the language for the introductory classes

baldur's gate 3 

somehow i have hit 200 hours on my initial playthrough ok

baldur's gate 3, MASSIVE SPOILER do not open aescling 

shadowheart would you still love me if i turned into a worm

at my work near the entrance i always use there is a poster frame that includes a cubby for pamphlets. However, there are no pamphlets, and someone stuck a little container of lip gloss in there.

it has been there for months. no one removes the lip gloss. it remains resolute, indomitable. it is the Rock of my work building.

I always know that, no matter how chaotic life gets, I can always count on lip gloss to still be in its little pamphlet cubby.

@wallhackio all data is json there is only one type and it’s object

What are they teaching data scientists why does my little brother not know what type systems are

Years ago my friends at christian college told me they were surprised to learn I was an oldest sibling which I only recently realized was a christian way of telling me I had bottom energy

baldur's gate 3 

where the FUCK is dribbles the clown

which is better?

Just lost an hour mystified that something I was doing did not work only to realize that the file I was executing was running a copy of the script I had modified at not the original

My toxic is that I like the smell of cigarette smoke

I'm not sure how useful monads are in any context where a language doesn't provide syntactical sugar for the usage

The practical benefits of a monad are not distinguishable from this chaining from the point of view of someone using a library (unless you exposed the bind/return function to the user)

It can allow some elegant code reuse for implementers I suppose

But it's such a complicated concept for something that it is ultimately a tertiary tenet of functional programming

On the other hand I do like them because they are Cool and Interesting

@wallhackio burritos have culture where·as wraps are a symbol of white suburbia

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