clodboy cowdsire @wallhackio@cat.family

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i used telekinesis to try and move the bread to a new spot but that destroyed the bread.

rip butter bread you will be missed

"Can't reach this"

Xander gets shit done, that's for sure

i've been trying to finish shadowheart's story but somehow i've gone to literal hell instead

today is a "disturbing amount of caffeine" kind of day it seems

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

YOU CAN FUCK MIZORA?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

apparently it was actually a bad idea to teach a grieving child the ways of necromancy

i am going to help the strange ox i hope i don't regret it

gortash has one of the most punchable faces that has ever been designed

imagine trading 5 cleavers, a club, 49 daggers, 3 selunite armor, 4 clamshells, 20 rotten bananas, 4 cups, a gold chalice, and 47 rotten chicken eggs for some studded leather armor

I made this poll after realizing a snippet I wrote for work might be useful in our utility library so I made a generic version of the snippet, and then I wrote another snippet in a unit test for the former snippet that also seemed useful so the I put that in the utility library as well and starting writing tests for it

Why did God make our lips chap what was the point of that

YOU CAN ROMANCE THE FUCKING EMPEROR????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

should @aescling date the cute dsa girl?

@aescling homewrecker arc

the little gremlin lizard guy who sells you "treatos" in the circus is my favorite and i would die for him

anybody: [unloads deep emotional trauma that has bothered them for months]

@Lady: this reminds me of an album from a band you've never heard of