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today is a "disturbing amount of caffeine" kind of day it seems

baldur's gate 3, all caps, spoilers, do not read aescling 

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

baldur's gate 3, spoilers don't read this aescling 

YOU CAN FUCK MIZORA?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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apparently it was actually a bad idea to teach a grieving child the ways of necromancy

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i am going to help the strange ox i hope i don't regret it

baldur's gate 3 

gortash has one of the most punchable faces that has ever been designed

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imagine trading 5 cleavers, a club, 49 daggers, 3 selunite armor, 4 clamshells, 20 rotten bananas, 4 cups, a gold chalice, and 47 rotten chicken eggs for some studded leather armor

I made this poll after realizing a snippet I wrote for work might be useful in our utility library so I made a generic version of the snippet, and then I wrote another snippet in a unit test for the former snippet that also seemed useful so the I put that in the utility library as well and starting writing tests for it

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Why did God make our lips chap what was the point of that

baldur's gate 3, all caps 

YOU CAN ROMANCE THE FUCKING EMPEROR????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

should @aescling date the cute dsa girl?

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the little gremlin lizard guy who sells you "treatos" in the circus is my favorite and i would die for him

anybody: [unloads deep emotional trauma that has bothered them for months]

@Lady: this reminds me of an album from a band you've never heard of

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i trust the emperor and i REALLY hope this doesn't bite me in the ass

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i knew the game was horny but i just entered the brothel and WOW this game is giga-horny

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"lazael disapproves" when you donate to the refugees but then she gets an inspiration for it????? make up your mind ya damn frog

it's been reviewing pretty well critically, that's neat

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it's good. not amazing but good. garden of eden was a clear standout on a first listen.

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wtf how long has lady gaga's new album been out

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